You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff.
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I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch.
Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke.
Story time :clock12: :clock12: sisters :information_desk_person: ♀ :information_desk_person: ♀so basically I was in class listening to billie eilish :heart: :heart: and my headphones got unplugged :weary: :weary: and it played bad guy out loud :sound: :sound: so anyway it was playing out loud and all the girls :two_women_holding_hands: :two_women_holding_hands: were completely vibing to it :couplekiss: :couplekiss: and they were like slayyyyy :hocho: :hocho: sisterrr☠☠and i was gonna say something back when a boy??approached me and said?? "uh billie eilish is so cringe why don't you listed to xxtentacion?" ?? and i was SHOOK :flushed: :flushed: and completely flipped the F OUT ?? i said "you dumb ignorant MALE billie liter ally saved my life :pray: :pray: i was cutting myself for my DEPRESSION since daddy didn't get me tickets to coachella :older_man: :older_man: and a pentagram ⛧ formed on the ground and billie rose up from it?♀?♀ and she said "put your faith in allah for he is the most merciful :bomb: :bomb: " and then she left and i was so inspired that i read the korean promised to slay every infidel in my path?? until shariah law was implemented world wide" he then was like I won't allow a mujahid to spread the gentle message of mohamabamba and then summoned a djinn ?♂?♂ in the shape of jahsehs foreskin and he said he was the servant of shaytan :japanese_ogre: :japanese_ogre: well i wasn't going to let blasphemy :rage: :rage: go unpunished and chanted oh allah the most kind and beautiful please banish these heathens back to hell :back: :back: and suddenly the heavens opened and we loooked and it was billie??she said "i am allah and i was disguised as billie to give hope to all 14 year old girls" :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: but then i felt an evil force rising :flushed: :flushed: it was xxxtentacion :astonished: :astonished: he said "spotlight uh moonlight uh beat woman cos they have no rights uh"?♀?♀ and then allah and X fought and of course allah won :wink: :wink: and spread World peace :v: :v: so anyway that's the TEA sisters :coffee: :coffee: stay tuned for my fenti beauty :lipstick: :lipstick: giveaway :tada: :tada: and remember praise allah everyday??